Ugliest Men in Europe, part 2

carrying on from Friday’s post, here are a few more hideous faces from the tournament.

the UGLIEST man in EuropeCarlos Puyol, Defender, Spain

Not too much to say here. Pictures speak a thousand words, they say. In this case, I wish they would shut the fuck up. The scary thing is that this is his official team picture from ueafa.com. THIS IS THE BEST HE EVER LOOKS.

who knew italians could be so ugly?Mauro Camoronese, Midfielder, Italy

I didn’t think it was possible for an Italian to be so ugly, and it turns out I’m right. He’s a naturalized Italian, hailing from Argentina via Mexico. Explains a lot.

OK, so he’s not as hideous as Pujol, but his game is certainly ugly. as was that of the rest of the Italia 08 team. 11 men in the box at all times. Good fucking riddance.

Francois Ribery, Midfielder, France.

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Hakan Yakin, Midfielder, Switzerland

A little known fact about Hakan is that he used to be the lead singer for Dead or Alive.

At 31, his best playing days are behind him, but he has a long career of abducting children ahead of him.

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3 responses to “Ugliest Men in Europe, part 2

  1. Murali Krishnan

    Have you not seen Servet Cetin of Turkey? He’s the scariest of them all. Even scarier than Ribery himself.

  2. soccerese

    Yes, he is certainly ugly, though “worse than Ribery” may be a bit hyperbolic.

    I’ve included him in an addendum post, Ugliest Men in Europe 2b, which I just posted.

  3. eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!

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