carrying on from Friday’s post, here are a few more hideous faces from the tournament.
Carlos Puyol, Defender, Spain
Not too much to say here. Pictures speak a thousand words, they say. In this case, I wish they would shut the fuck up. The scary thing is that this is his official team picture from ueafa.com. THIS IS THE BEST HE EVER LOOKS.
Mauro Camoronese, Midfielder, Italy
I didn’t think it was possible for an Italian to be so ugly, and it turns out I’m right. He’s a naturalized Italian, hailing from Argentina via Mexico. Explains a lot.
OK, so he’s not as hideous as Pujol, but his game is certainly ugly. as was that of the rest of the Italia 08 team. 11 men in the box at all times. Good fucking riddance.
Francois Ribery, Midfielder, France.
Hakan Yakin, Midfielder, Switzerland
A little known fact about Hakan is that he used to be the lead singer for Dead or Alive.
At 31, his best playing days are behind him, but he has a long career of abducting children ahead of him.